i’m making fronds

i’m so proud of you, baby.

what is happening.

Let’s talk about Lana.

She’s literally the queen/love of my life. I cry over her at least once a day.

Hi! I’m Abigail and it’s almost been a week and I’m still not over the How I Met Your Mother finale. I boss around the blokes in You Me At Six, drink too much wine, obsess over every animal under the son, and I have the two most amazing children on the planet. My husband looks like a grizzly bear, I have a disgusting obsession with Beyonce and Lana Del Rey and I spend entirely too much time watching Netflix. I love everyone, so everyone should love me as well. Thank you. xoxo

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

#bye.
the first time we met, i thought you were real hot, but a mouthy bitch and you made me nervous. you are still all of those things, but you're mine, and you're perfect and i love you more than anyone and anything in this world. let's have 35656456 babies. forever and always, abigail helyer.

i love you so much max helyer let me keep you forever :(

hi i'm abigail suzanne helyer and my husband max is the greatest thing to have ever happened to me and he has the best body ever max max max

sigh accurate.

WHAT'S SOMMAT YOU LIKE ABOUT ME

I DIDN’T EVEN DO THE THING GDI MAX UGH I DONT LIKE YOU AT ALL

Okay. No in all seriousness, and I tell you this all the time but I like the way you rub your eyes when you’re waking up, I like your sleepy voice, I like that I can literally tell you anything and you’re nothing but there for me 100%. I don’t know, I just love you a hell of a lot okay bye.